LAWRENCE:

The bodywork issues wouldn’t be the reason that I’d go with a GM or Ford EV instead of a Tesla.

It’s about a... wait for it... car.

It took me years to realize it, but Old Country Buffet was never about the food.

I bet there would be a big audience for a bleach ‘n’ ivermectin soda.

Long time salt manager.... the expriation or best buy date is there because of... Walmart. I literaly was part of the team to determine how long a life we should put, once Walmart and someo the grocerers decided everyone must have a date on every food product. We picked 5 years because... we knew it was fine for that…

Who remembers putting rice in the salt shaker to break up the clumps in humid places. 

Just my luck. I pick up some salt that has been around a few billion years from the store just to find it’s about to expire. 

I was recently at Gordon Ramsey Burger in Las Vegas and my son, of course, gets the hot dog at a burger restaurant. But it was the best hot dog I’ve ever had. And it seems similar to this New England version? Maybe because Ramsey is from Old England?

Tomatoes are gross. Fight me.

Are we really talking which tattoos don’t look classy on the site where I get my Taco Bell news?

This is just apple pie filling, right? Or chunkier apple pie filling. I think the biggest innovation here is renaming it to “fried apples”. My mom used to can jars of this when I was a kid, so she could bake apple pie on a whim.

This is closer to what a smash burger should look like.

Her advice was suspect the second she said the type of bun doesn’t matter.

If you’re putting sauce on the top and bottom bun then the kind of bread matters doubly.  Your burger tips are just all over the place.

Don’t tell me how to put condiments on my burger.

Buns freeze well. I usually make four burgers at a time for my family of four, and throw the rest of the package in the freezer. I always toast my buns on the grill, and I think this helps to revitalize them if they were previously frozen. Sometimes I buy the big Costco packs of buns so that I don’t have to think…

If the best part of a burger-eating experience is the bun, something went wrong.

To err is human, to moo, bovine!

“Sadly, Bally wouldn’t get very long to enjoy his miniature bomber and he passed away in 2020.”