From what I understand it is Subway cheese melts.

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Did you say Darlington?

Star for “commercial pray oil”.

Somehow reminds me of the time Quiznos put my sandwich on the conveyor belt to go through the oven. They were busy and I was watching the sandwiches go through the oven but noticed mine got stuck. I tried to get someone's attention but like I said they were busy. They noticed though when my sandwich caught fire in the…

It is still a step up for Subway. 

A pulled pork sandwich is not a hamburger.

Yeah, but like have you ever tried rotten meat on weed?

The Reuben is also my litmus test most of the time.

Tabasco is basically a hot vinegar.

So much so he removed the Italian chicken sandwich from the American menu.

OK I made the ketchup komment sarcastically but it gave me a serious case of “why nots”?

Can you sub the mayo out with ketchup?

Ssomeone at the Las Vegas Albertsons needs a raise.

“or just ask for extra sauce”

“Overmuch”? You sound very cromulent.

Xladx with Qravy please. 

“Heinz says they’re only good for nine months.”

The problem is that a antivaxxer cartoon character going nuts over a free hot dog is not that hypothetical

I am pretty sure in the past fried chicken was never reheated.