Pringles aren’t really as much scrap potatoes as they are formed mashed potatoes that are fried.

Here you go

Toddlers that you contributed genetic material to, not just random toddlers right?

And then use them for the factory team.

That and hockey games 

I personally will not be satisfied until they mix ALL the flavors together like middle school me at a soda fountain. 

Sir this is a Wendy's 

Alas we don't have a Hardee's on the west coast. 

Thats how Mikey from the Life cereal commercial died.

But I can still beat my wife with a rod no thicker than my thumb right?

Ive been know to call Little Ceasars and ask if anyone has turned in my lost parrot.

McDonald's managers are nose blind to bullshit.

With that kind of ambiance I expect a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray. 

Pesticide free.

No one is going to mention the dirty rat that infests your local pizza joint?

Add a drop of dish soap and it will foam up just fine...that's what they do for the commercials. 

Off the topic of sandwiches but on the topic of peanut butter.

“The kid with the “scientific” definition of soup copied that from a dictionary or something and probably cheats on their tests.”

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