Its not that I am trying to protect my data, because like everyone else I know its already out there.

My damn neighbor just turned 101.

“You just can’t be a completely lazy person”

I see that with their french toast sticks too, 3 are a $1.00 5 are $2.59.

I am starting to have a problem with all this app crap.

I did note that most gender refrences in this article are male, are women incapable of backseat cooking?

OK so totally off topic, but dont know another way to contact you Allison.

Well there is a cannon that shoots bowling balls sitting in my dads garage right now.

I dont think anyone died at Willy Wonka’s factory, the following year though all four of Charlie’s grandparents were dead from diabetes

Hey I fully get it, I love breaded chunks of fried breaded chicken chunks in sauce too, the issue is calling them wings

“Boneless Wings" AKA big boy nuggets should only be served with a side of ketchup and instant mac n cheese 

Wow I truly am truly going to miss the Mexican pizza. A food item that was confused with its identity by it’s very name, but I love them.

I am thinking plain soda water with a flavored syrup and ice cream would open up a world of flavors and you can make it as strong as you want.

*two many nuggets 

As a meat eater it is the only morally thing to do. With my daughter I will make her try something before I tell her what it is, with guests I will always check first before I make something.

Going through the burger king drive through in reverse.

This is very true 90 percent of the time

Years ago in New Mexico most convenience stores sold liquor and had drive through windows. New Mexico made it illegal to sell liquor through a drive through so a lot of places recessed the window a few feet back so when you drove up you had to open up the car door a take a half of step to get it

I used to read about them, but have actually got to see them in real life. Bands always have some sort of rider in their contracts. Most are mundane, a cooler full of ice, a gallon of Jack Daniel's and a case of coconut water for example. Some of them get weird. I have had to put up partitions backstage because the…

Is this referring to the process or the name?