Lets not forget the bbq flavored payday 

That fall burrito better be pumpkin spiced

Aquamarine

I work at a small orchard and we will cover our six rows of cherries with nets to keep the birds out. Alas we had a late freeze in April that killed all of the blossoms. Took out all of this years cherries, plums and peaches....2020 strikes again. We literally turned off the cold store. We still have apples for the…

Starred for the corniest pun, how do you like them apples?

Friendly competition is an awesome thing. I used to drive a wholesale route and it was very common for a customer to ask me to take something that another business needed further down my route. I ran my route two times a day so any one of my customers could help another out.

Meanwhile back my house I have three years worth of bagged cans (yes three years). I had planned on cashing them in and doing a big bbq. Now all of the recycling places are closed and I can’t have a bbq

Isn't this GrubHubs end game?

For the next lesson can you explain PH and how some acids are more acidic than others? 

I used to travel a lot for work and when I would eat our I would usually sit at the bar as not to take a restaraunt’s table just for myself. I would try to pick out someplace at the bar by myself and away from any smokers, if I couldn’t I just dealt with it. If I found a place by myself and someone came and sat near…

I often walked to the store because hey its good for me. I went yesterday and after walking to the store, put on my mask. I walk into the store and immediately turned into a sweaty mess. Now I’m walking around dripping, I could not get out of there fast enough.

As a person that has a pretty good knowledge and experience with service dog training the “faux service animal” is very much an issue. The random miniature horse, or peacock you see on the news are exceptions, its normally dogs that people pass off as service or support animals because they cant stand to leave them…

The last four digits for a “business” I ran for years was 9333. Even though I have “retired” I wish I would have kept that #

Aasking for such a simple request such as shredded cheese from 4 different people for 18min...the only joke here is the customer service, the only thing worse is writing an article about how a pandemic justifies it and the customer was in the wrong.

“It’s a 3-quart basket model, and though I have no complaints with the way it cooks, it’s a wee bit small for a family of five.)“

I am going to go further out there because honestly I don’t know one way or another, to me 25lbs of poutine seams inconsistent with his previous records but a part of me wants to believe. If we can get the Takeout to prove or disprove this I will personally eat 25lbs of poutine, not in 10min mind you but over a…

I am still doubting this based on his previous and impressive resume:

I am thinking that 28lbs of poutine may be a misprint or reported wrong on Wikipedia as all of his other records are less than half this weight, still quite the resume, he will go down as one of the greatest gurgitaters of our times.

Charmin uses wood from tree farms, they don't clear cut virgin forrests down