Hey now, he’s an All-Star.

IGC agents were “called to investigate a patron for possibly cheating at a table game.” ... The statement didn’t specify which game Jones was playing.

This is funny to patriots fans too

1. The DOJ has a policy of not indicting sitting presidents.

Wasn’t nearing completion what got Robert Kraft arrested?

I understand that Harden is upset, but before making comments like these after games he should just take a step back and then take a step back and think.

It’s cute that you think of yourself as being in the “dead middle”, yet come out of nowhere to dump on “members of the liberal party” and bemoan how “sissified our society is becoming” and then for seemingly no reason at all bring up the Republican Party’s current bete noire.

I wonder how much of that $50k was to license Karen McDougal’s voice saying “Great shot, Mr. President!” after every shot.

I mean, you say your kids are cool, but are they so cool you want to fuck them?  

Joe Biden would throw that shit out with the trash and install a Golden Tee machine with oversized drink holder and ashtray. 

No, I really hate their fans. 

I’ve got a feeling the driver has short cropped blonde hair, asks to speak to the manager all the time and is named Susan, Karen or Linda.

If it weren’t vegetarian, they wouldn’t call it “tossing salad”.

I was going to explain my joke and then I remembered that there’s nothing worse than reading an explanation of a joke.

I bet Rivera set him up.

but the Vikings missed 10 field goals and finished with a putrid 68.8 conversion rate on attempts, both worst in the NFL.

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

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My daughter had a soccer game on Memorial Day weekend this year. And the league passed out stickers to all veterans and active military. My dad asked if first responders counted and then took a sticker for himself. My dad is a 66-year old engineer that weighs 400 pounds. When I asked him why he considered himself a…

Trump’s just pissed because he has no clue how to be Scott Free.