“At some point in your life, probably several points, you’ve discussed how much money you would have to be paid in order to do something painful or humiliating.”

The teenagers at my local YMCA seem to be really high on him. Every time I am at the gym playing pick up games all they do is scream “BOL! BOL! DUDE, BOL!” at me the whole time.  We have fun.

I really enjoyed Ben Tippett’s coverage of the matches, bring him back again!

Six foot four and full of gristle 

Weird.  I always thought Worthy played second fiddle.

LIBERACE WAS GAY?!?

“Twelve fucks in a minute? Wait, was he on the boat with us?”

New York could use a second team

You’d think Johnson would’ve learned to live with his aides by now.

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

Just five days—and two of those days were weekend days—after her appointment as interim president and CEO of USA Gymnastics was announce...

This is serial killer behavior 

Typical Republican hypocrisy. I mean, don't criticize someone's pronunciation of Pakistan if you can't even spell Karen. 

“I have trace amounts of truck driver, though...”

Pro tip for Garrett Snider: When your bosses plant angel dust on you and give your job to some homeless guy, ask the hooker who looks like Jamie Lee Curtis for help. She’ll know what to do.  

So is this an indication that even as a child he wanted to be whiter than he already is?

This is some weak ass bullshit. The Democrats had no power. We’ve known since Kennedy retired that this was a losing battle, but it was a battle that the Democrats had to fight. They mounted as effective a campaign against Kavanaugh as could be made, and they lost, which was absolutely to be expected. This loss was…

I feel relief. I feel grateful. I feel sad.

They’re really sockin’ it to that Spiro Agnew guy, he must work there