Sadly, Guy Ritchie never understood that strange women lying in ponds and distributing swords is not the basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power comes from the mandate of the masses. Not some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t just claim to have supreme executive power just because some watery tart…

Ack ack.  Ack ack ack.  ack ACK ack Ack.  Ack.  

John Mulaney as Prince Charming: “Excuse me. I am looking for a princess, I have the Black Plague, I am new in town.”

The most classic rock is igneous.

$10 for a jar of marinara? Must be nice being part of the 1%

He is America’s answer to Otm Shank.

After this review, I might take a gander.

This Jonah guy sounds like a whale of an asshole.

. . .

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

The best part is that you don’t have to go to the polls to vote for here. You can just send your familiar and a sprig of sage.

Again, welcome through the tesseract, to the hell-world.

We have such sights to show you.

In this world, the repubs aren’t playing by any rules, certainly not the ones Dems are playing by or have ever played by. Let’s review.

George W Bush, the idiot cokehead failson of the CIA guy who helped start the crack epidemic had…

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

I wouldn’t.

“This club has everything—bingo, bears, levitation, funeral pyres, a game worryingly called ‘skin the fool,’ Dan Cortese . . .”

As long as it’s the version of the Metatron that Alan Rickman played in Dogma, I’m cool with that.

“Man, it’s a hot one, huh?”

Did you know he served in the military?

No, he’s right -- her latest set is just awful. Observational humor only works when your audience can relate, which is not the case when all your bits are about being the daughter of the richest Buggalo ranchers on Mars.