I get that it would have been easy for him to not challenge that question, and that a lot of the company he willingly chose to keep, align himself with, select as a running mate, and vote as a bloc with for the entire rest of his career would’ve taken it and run with it.

But here’s the thing. His response to that…

Are you a flavored Diet Coke commercial?

How is this any different than Deadspin agreeing to squash that big story on Oddibe Mcdowell in exchange for exclusive access to his water bills?

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

Also, Cialis is a third thing, you should ask your doctor if Sia, Ciara or Cialis are right for you.

Dear Mr Judge: Please allow juror Epstein to leave early on Friday because he has a thing he has to do.

In related news, Dan Synder’s first name is actually pronounced “Fuckhead”

UPDATE: The NFL has fined Ramsey for targeting defenseless players.

I heard that if you stay in Scottsdale past sundown, you turn into Cindy McCain.

“Oh no! I just looked at her vagina!”

RENDEZVOUS A TEMECULA

A man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part of a team. Teamwork.... Looks, throws, catches, hustles - part of one big team. Bats himself the live-long day, Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, and so on. If his team don’t field... what is…

Ben McAdoo looks like the fourth or fifth guy you’d hire to to assault a figure skater with a baton.

Ben McAdoo looks like you cut off the head of a pedophile, that is now 3/4 of the way to growing its new head.

Why would you be embarrassed to tell people you met your wife online? I have no problem telling people that's where I met your wife.

I met my wife on a transatlantic private jet. It was 1974, inflation was high, fuel prices for the jet nearly bankrupted me, but I Was determined to see Japan. I parked the Rolls on the runway right outside of Houston and looked back on my oil empire. Things for most people weren’t good; for me, they were great. It…

Should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque. Maybe then you wouldn’t have ended up with your head up your own ass.

You are an objectively awful person.

#MePew

My grandfather died like that, you insensitive bastard.