The W in WNBA didn’t stand for what you think it did, now did it? Awww :(

Real estate.

Chef: MY MOM

There is the allegation that Winston grabbed the driver’s crotch

What are you complaining about?

I dunno. You ask her dad about it, he blocks you on Twitter.

This isn’t even close to her worst look.

Remember folks, doxxing is bad unless it’s done against people you disagree with nazis.

*gasp* “A Simpsons list on the internet!”
“Aww, we don’t need to read that.”
“Oh yes we do.”

The wealth of just funny stuff in even an average Simpsons is still better than 99% of the garbage on tevee and other media.

This cop is so clueless. His best chance to ticket JR Smith is to catch him for a meter violation, as he is likely to forget how much time he has left.

I hear they give you a full year off in Philadelphia.

But, but, but...... ANTIFA!

According to the Mercury News, Markson didn’t want Sintay prosecuted. “I guess we all have bad days and bad times,” he said.

Sidewalks for regular walkin’, not for fancy walkin’.

the ceremonial first bet in Philadelphia was placed by Glen Macnow

“I’ve found that most threats of violence that are yelled out of Volkswagen Jettas are unfounded.” 

Something like that ultimately led to Buddy Hinton’s undoing

See, I needed a new heel for my shoe. Which meant I had to take the ferry to Shelbyville. Now in those days the ferry cost a nickel and nickels had pictures of bees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you’d say.