but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.

-Audience looks around in confusion wondering what a quote from the 80’s pop star who sang “Right Here Waiting” and “Endless Summer Nights” is doing in this speech.

“i used to be a nazi. i still am, but i used to too” -heinrich hedberg

Run and tell all of the assholes, this could take all night
Think I need a kidnapping to help me get things right
me up a new deportation ‘cause this one is a try
We sat around screaming’ and want that Chinese to go bye

Wolf should have said, “I felt the same thing in reverse when the Trump administration made fun of your dad dying of brain cancer.”

It’s even worse where I live now, in North Carolina – people are obsessed with hanging runner-up flags from 153 years ago

I never knew the term ‘Tennis Whites’ had so many layers to it.

Goddamn kids. Not that kind of rally!

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

Hot?

We can’t all have dads that seat people at fancy restaurants. No need to be mean.

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Your post is apropos of nothing.

“They never call it the hazing either, they always say ‘the event’ or ‘what happened in the summer’

Probably just should have used the japanese translation and referred to him as Shiba Inu.

Please remember this when the pee tape surfaces. Please.

In closing, we only have about 3 weeks left

It’s rumored Maria’s writing her character to be the ante hero.

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Mockin’ white supremacy, takin’ my time
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you rip the sign?