h/t doorfliesopen.com

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Do not ride in bed of pickup, especially if you are a Bengal.

Very good. Although I’d have given an A+ to a spotted dick reference.

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

I GOT THIS ONE!

Oh, and I can’t forget:

Sounds like you meet the criteria, though.

Between the handcuffs, cuckolding, facial, (presumably) interracial, and back seat of a vehicle in South Florida, I’m counting at least five PornHub categories in this article.

And here I thought Josh Harrison was the only Angry Pirate I’d hear about this week

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

he was so chill after this scorpion kick i guess you could say he was...(*looks at camera*) sub-zero.

My favorite pizza ever is Sun Dried Tomatoes, Prosciutto, and Black Olives... on top of three gourmet cheeses on a crust painted with garlic infused olive oil. No sauce.

I’m sorry Doc Jackson

I hope Bruce Springsteen offers to play at Phil Murphy’s swearing in.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

That’s better than if the giant is throwing rocks at you. You can face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.

uh Ewing had his basketball essence robbed by the Monstars. read a history book.

I took two marijuanas in one night once and woke up three days later in a bathtub full of used needles and surrounded by kneeling football players.

getting one cheerleader wet