Oh, bummer. They were a reliably good presence on my local “modern rock” (what you kids today call “alternative”, unless you call it something else by now) station and a band that all the different cliques seemed to like. “The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads—they all…

Angela Rye’s fantastic response:

How’s the smeg?

*Mother starts to open gift*
Mother: “What the hell is this?”
Me: “It’s Smeg, ma!”

Relevant Simpsons

Cue the people who will be trying to make jokes about this awful topic...

Anne- You are
2 Cool
2 Be
4 Got
Good luck with the writing career!
DJT

I can’t wait for this guy’s sentenzen.

I’m sure Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod have much better conversations:

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a picture of Drew’s grilling apron

I was practicing some cheers for the upcoming school year with a couple of my neighbors just for fun.

“Dear God” - XTC

Obvious Choice:

Who wants to fuck a goldfish?

My favorite response:

I like Dan Jones. He has the Daniness of Dan Brown, but doesn’t skimp out on the Jonesiness of Alex Jones.

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

Cut this guy a break. He’s just economically anxious.