Nah. That’s butthole son.

Or demanding that a prominent black man stand next to and have his picture taken with a President who routinely disparages his community and culture might just be evil.

Congratulations to Elvis on celebrating 40 years of sobriety!

Fun fact: McKenna does that “back to me” bit in conversation too.

little known fact: Bartolo Colon has undergone 2 Jimmy Johns surgeries.

David Freese (He has a friend with a dog named Dave, so when they’re hanging out, he’s Davehuman. “It’s funny to, like, five people,” Freese said.)

You’re completely correct, but it’s supposed to go like this, when you’re a Jet...

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

The Chargers introducing their new logo was the branding equivalent of a guy asking his wife to try anal for the first time.

His signature shoe looks good on the golf course.

I COMPLETELY RELATE

He looks like Gary Busey fucked a bottle of thalidomide.

Who the fuck brought this asshole out of the grays?

Looks like the kinda guy you see at HS girls volleyball games but doesnt have any kids.

I very much respect the men traitors who gave lost their homes, their fortunes, their lives and their slaves to put us in this position fighting for an unjust cause in rebellion against the United States of America. Also, I smell my own farts.

I love it when a scrappy, heady, overachiever shows the grit to take it to a flashy, athletic, instinctive gloryboy.

Dear Rest Of The Fucking Country:

Spent some time feelin’ inferior standing in front of my mirror Combed my hair in a thousand ways but I came out looking just the same Daddy said, “Son, you better see the world I wouldn’t blame you if you wanted to leave But remember one thing don’t lose your head to a woman that’ll spend your bread”

the reason clint is so ageless is because he realizes that this is no country for old men.