“Guys, you really should’ve labeled this ‘NSFW.”

He’s exactly what the Barves are trying to avoid by moving to Cobb County.

To be fair, when they put it to a vote only 15 of 19 Saudi players voted against participation.

A friend of mine is a sports writer. Another friend is 6-foot-5 and cannot dunk. Friend No. 1 saw Dominique Wilkins at a game somewhere and caught up with him afterward, asking to interview him for a web feature, just one question. OK, says the Human Highlight Reel, shoot. Friend No. 1 stops, frames up ‘Nique in the…

I like “Christian Mommy blogger” as a phrase, its contains as much of a concentrated warning as a cobra with hood flared, cat with fur fluffed up, and hippo yawning combined.

Yay, live the best you. Boo, you seem insufferable.

He can dunk once, but then he’ll have to ice his knees for like a week.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

For Mayweather’s sake, I don’t know why you even bothered to write anything down.

He’s never been IN the black either.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

“I want to think of you on a barstool,
I want to make a noose from a sheet”

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hey girl, whats ursine?

In 1996 Rod Carew’s teenage daughter died of leukemia. The doctors wanted to give her a bone marrow transplant, but because she was half black, half white, they never found a match.

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

did he talk to you about robot insurance

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”