[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

So you’re saying he wouldn’t fit in with their culture?

(Custodian wiping down gym mats) “Cheerleadahs? Yeah, I remember them comin’ in here. Last friday maybe, around 5 o’clock? Why, somethin’ happen?”

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Not a fan of Trump’s, but part of me thinks he can hardly do worse than Carl Lewis, or 50 Cent. I’m guessing, if he does accept the invite, he’ll just do a soft overhand toss.

When I was in middle school and got the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue my parents thought I was the reincarnation of Fred Merkle.

Oh weird, what a coincidence.

More like Arkanignore. Am I right.

Don’t worry. The coach ended up getting what he deserved when he later found pee-pee in his Coke.

Being employed at Galileo, it is surprising to find that Papa thinks everything revolves around him.

ANGELA: “And THEN this motherfucker Trump said...”

The connection between Knight and Trump is more than superficial. I’m an IU grad living in Indiana, but I wasn’t born here. To the old timers here, Knight and Trump represent the same thing.

*BOOM*

Leaving the antisemitism aside, I don’t even understand this.

If Phinneas Gage taught us anything, it’s that homie here is gonna want to keep that branch as a souvenir.

Laccosted

you shut your mouth. “Fish Heads” is great.

🎶LOOK AT THE COURT

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Deandre Jordan is more of a Maverick than John McCain.