This song would be prophetic for my at bat:

You are what courage looks like.

“Hi, can we not talk about ‘ribbing’ someone?”

Jeter is a legend for post-coital gift baskets.

Hey, Trust the Pr-

Huh. So cops CAN detain a suspect without screaming “STOP RESISTING!” every 3 seconds.

Probably should’ve taken it easy on the High Intensity Idiotic Tweets.

“Pants DJ” is ok but “Afrojackoff” was RIGHT THERE.

Ok, now let’s do one with Hannity, only let’s use a bull and handcuffs.

I guess a fat unarmed president wasn’t close enough to stop this.

I feel bad for the next black kid he encountered.

And Svedka is juuuuust barely on the right side of Popov.

“The News contacted Lions team president Rod Wood...”

“Oh shut up already.”

If priest had merely been a pedophile, he would’ve had Republicans’ full support. But praying for economic equality is a bridge too fucking far.

Originally read your last line as “Terrible at queefing” and I had questions.

Either all Trump supporters are excellent at imitating stupid people, or all Trump supporters are stupid people.

She really gets hot when he goes up on her.

“New, from the Drew Magary Collection...”