You can serve Malort, no one would notice.

Escalator stunts certainly have their ups and downs.

Thank you for introducing that phrase to me; as a white guy, I can never use it, but I love it nonetheless.

Ryan: Is Gillibrand owed an apology for the misunderstanding from the president’s tweet this morning because many including the senator think that it’s about sexual innuendos.

The way this whole shitshow is going, you could have taken the word “Twitter” out of your headline and I would’ve believed it.

I’d like to say I didn’t laugh at “Get it wet, buddy!”

I don’t know who greenlit this Indecent Proposal sequel but he should be fired.

Jesus. So sorry to hear that. All the best to you.

“I like Seoul, but I’m not Trump’s soldier.”

I look forward to Katherine Heigl’s triumphant acting comeback in Lifetime’s “Mother, May I Curl With Danger: The Nina Roth Story”

You can use Orrin Hatch to spell

“This guy fucks” wondered no one, ever.

“Well, them bastards over at Nabsico are hornin’ in on mah cooky business!”

Thank you for sharing. The last (well, to be honest, forever) few years have really been eye-opening. Agree, we can’t let each other get away with this crap, but in our limited area, holy crap this is surprising. And yet, none of this is surprising if Cheetolini gets even 30% of the votes.

Yes, and the reason we don’t know is that no one is gonna tell us. If we know a guy who does this crap, he sure as hell doesn’t admit it. But there are also specific areas where this happens (politics, entertainment, etc.) and we regular guys have no clue. The lesson I take from this is that as bad as things are…

You may not be a completely ignorant asshole, but I can’t say that for sure until I see evidence.

Only positive aspect of this is that so many women are feeling (slightly) more comfortable sharing their stories. I had no idea so many of us were so fucking awful.

The longer-lasting musical influence: Fleetwood Mac’s album or Timex Social Club’s song?

50,000 fans singing “BOOM GOES LONDON, BOOM PAREE”

After the game, each player will store his shirt in a small attic.