Fuck off, younger-but-still-brain-damaged-cut-rate-Gary-Busey.

“Again, I have literally had conversations with her.”

As the people running the whole fucking show for the last (all) years, we’ve never fucking HAD to think about our whiteness. Take your five year old NYT article and “rethink affirmative action” up your backside.

Looking forward to seeing Crosseyed Somali at Coachella next year.

Always good to see Rod Stewart working on behalf of small faces.

Lindsey will vote for any Health Care Bill that still includes coverage for the vapors.

Gee, I wonder how the German fan “randomly” chose Cleveland as his team...

If there was a petition to wipe Denver out with Tsar Bomba, I wouldn’t have signed it last week.

The Grind Side

To be fair, that was a really fucking good quesadilla.

Absolutely. We were better with him here.

Facial expression + Cowboy hat = J.R. Pooing

Can’t wait to go there and ask the crewcut blond waiter dude if I can touch his hair.

So, logically, since the Governor can’t tell the gender of the person next to him, that means the Governor’s been bisexual his whole life.

Hi. All of you saying “This is he fault” and “He broke the law, he deserves whatever he gets” can fuck right off and go find another species to connect with, you inhuman fucking assholes.

It’s not the main point of the article, but the US is losing billions in tourism dollars because of the asshat-in-chief and his racist supporters. It’s the least of our problems right now, but his shitheadedness really trickles down and infects every aspect of our lives. The sooner he’s perp-walked to Attica the…

“a private event attended mostly by people in the legal profession with an interest in religious freedom. Pretty simple.”

“Man, that is DOPE.”

All I know is Andy Reid definitely did not drink thinner.

This family is much better at stupiding than they are at criming.