He thought of that while watching a commercial for Saran Wrap.

Al Franken’s smirk always makes me happy.

My anger is less at his wanton hypocrisy and more at his fucking up the tidal schedules.

This is nice, but I wish Poland would get around to fixing their screen-doors-on-submarines problem.

Clearly, the GOP in Texas (and elsewhere) is shameful.

“...and we (sniffle) WILL, again I PROMISE, we WILL get Matt Damon back!”

Well, if that poor little girl can’t move both her arms, she’ll just have to pull one bootstrap up at a time.

“Sir, this proposal would cut Medicaid.”

What the hell? He’s been showing it constantly!

“Sarah, I made you ugly so that you’d learn humility and grace. You have failed to do so.”

Dear Mr. Kobach,

Hey, the kid’s still alive. PROGRESS.

Damn, McConnell’s bill is even more terrapin than we thought.

“No, not just you.”

“And she won’t even release her transcripts from Starfleet Academy!!!”

Amazing. Thank you so much for sharing this.

Something something snowflake or whatever.

Duh. Brown people are perpetrators, not victims.

Lookit this wannabe Acosta with his socks meant for an anchor man.

It’s still not as bad as when Wyoming’s presentation of Madame Butterfly featured the actors peepeeing in everyone’s Coke.