“Lawyers representing several of the brothers attempted to block the surveillance footage from being shown...”

Will

“Meet 12 People Who Are Better At Everything Than You Ever Will Be At Anything”

“Crossfit enthusiast and foodie”

*looks at college team’s mascot”

(sigh) Ok, people of color, I would once again like to apologize for someone of my race doing something incredibly shitty to someone of your race. I’m very sorry you have to tolerate these constant acts, and will do everything in my power to see that it stops, including raising my own child correctly and stopping this…

That is seriously the saddest thing I’ve ever heard, and I’ve heard Dashboard Confessional play at Harambe’s funeral.

Gal Gadot Israeli attractive.

Thank you for the info, but that may have been the whitest paragraph ever written.

“...and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.”

Reince told him it was out of 50.

‘...in California.”

Too bad for you. As a White Liberal SJW, I just get random checks from George Soros.

Isn’t Hastert already in jail?

It’s also not original; apparently radio asshat Mark Levin came up with that first. So he’s an unfunny, unoriginal asshole with stupid hair and dementia.

Probably tried to jump over Springfield Gorge on a skateboard.

The Marchman comments make me feel like Drew is The Herlihy Boy of funerals.

“Won’t someone think of the children???” - Various church ladies

I’m surprised such a thorough and well-researched piece on the male Gaze isn’t on Jezebel.

If this creepy fuck HASN’T raped a Cabbage Patch kid, I’ll eat my hat.