my ex husband must be a female

Lots of generalizations there, I imagine resulting from spending most of your time in a bar. A few years back I was a divorced woman in her 30s with no desire to know where any of my dates where going. I was having way too much fun being single. I did date one guy who was 10 years older than me and found him to be…

Nope. When I was 28 and "cool" and single and had plenty of options, I was on a ski trip with an extremely physically attractive man who I'd been seeing in addition to others. I was in LOVE with this guy and then I overheard him lamenting about how awful it must be to be an aging woman. I was instantly not in love…

I'm going with crawling into bed is enough to be the thing that was done to warrant the scorn and criminal charges. No extras needed. Not ok. Not ok at all.

That's some sloppy shit right there.

where does one purchase such a well made, lavender goat befuddler? I might be in the market.

My big rebellion is to say "one nation, under glob" when I'm saying the pledge.

I made the mistake of marrying a religious person's deeply immoral son. I wish his mother had done a better job of keeping him from marrying me. 100% of me would never marry a religious person again so we're on the same page.

Wrong. Atheists LOVE Christmas. Santa Claus, chocolate and presents? Yes please! I'm also down with the Easter bunny.

is it just me or does GP look just like Randall Boggs in that picture?

I'll have you know that I invested a lot of time and effort into my rape me outfit.

I think this is also trying to indicate that us hussy divorcees will not get similar protection from our new husbands due to the fact that we allowed the spawn of another dude to shoot out our vag holes. Therefore, sluts, asking for it, yada yada yada. I have to admit, though, that this kind of conservative brain…

cheerleading is definitely a sport these days - i just like it better when it's a stand alone thing and doesn't involve girls cheering for boys. in the early 90s when i went to high school it was mostly standing on a box and clapping and making sure the football players had plenty of snacks which is not a sport. not…

I coached both my sons in soccer. It's fun and not a big deal. I just went to my oldest son's first freshman football meeting and they have gendered volunteer assignments (moms make sandwiches and dads on chain duty). Um, how about no. There was also some comment about how the parents need to behave themselves and…

As a mother to a daughter, I own my daughter's hymen exactly the same amount that my husband owns her hymen, which is not at all.

I need one of these for my sister-in-law. She's an asshole. We hate her.

I think Mark Cuban had a stroke. Somebody go check on him please

This might be my oldieness talking but who the fuck is Chet Haze. Nevermind, don't care.

So you're offended by other people being offended? Railing against people being overly sensitive by being overly sensitive is probably not the best way to go. Perhaps try some introspection to analyze why you are so invested in saying hurtful things to others.

Has he grown though? Has he learned? I think his ongoing actions demonstrate that there is no self-reflection/criticism going on there at all and he's turned into an egomaniacal, little twat of Kanye-esque proportions. This video didn't happen in a vacuum and people have several more years of Bieber nonsense to…