I haven't seen the movies but I'm right to assume the act like a lady, think like a man movies are giant pieces of turd, no?

What perfect butthole internet is Morgan Murphy looking at and where can I get it?

I don't have a good prom story but several months ago Jezebel wrote an article about my prom date being a scumbag PUA. I was amused. He actually used to be a nice kid. Not sure what happened.

tittoos, if you will

hold on. this sounds to me like they believe that at some point in the past they actually used facts in their advertising which makes me feel emotions such as amusement and awe.

i'm way more grossed out by the ladies willing to sleep with him. because ew. why? they must hate their own vaginas.

Agreed. However, I believe at least part of the lawsuit has to do with the fact that her half is substantially diminished by the fact that her husband is giving away community property. The mistress is the person to sue since she has possession of the property now. Guessing wifey knows this kind of stuff has been…

"Sir, the question was, is this your handwriting?" Spectacular.

Mine was cheating when I was 9 months pregnant. In my hormone addled state I told him that I was willing to work things out if he would stop sleeping with the chick. He said he said he didn't want to get a divorce but he couldn't guarantee that he wouldn't keep boning he other chick. I said, "OK, well that doesn't…

We, as women, would all do well to learn the phrase, "fuck that jerkwad" and to use it often.

The trick is to weed out the jackasses before you marry them because there are plenty of signs that ladies (me included) unfortunately choose to ignore. I take full responsibility for marrying the baby cry to begin with but his failings are his alone and while I doubt he'll ever mature enough to take responsibility…

I would say that the parents should just remove the video surveillance from the kid's room but babies are notorious shoplifters.

OK, tell your friend that there is a veritable hot guy buffet out there. Not kidding. There are, like, millions of them. She should try a little bit of everything and mustn't skip dessert. When my ex cheated and left, I was like, holy effing hell, I can do whatever I want without considering that moron's poor…

Believe me, I speak from experience, women definitely win when infantile jackasses leave them.

I'm absolutely certain that in each case he observed, the husband, when feeling especially neglected, made sure that he lovingly and without accusation explained to his wife that he would really enjoy some additional attention. I'm further very confident that the husband always went out of his way to plan special…

The rich are so absurd they are starting to satirize themselves

I used to be married to this real turd of a guy. I was the numbnuts who married the first guy I had a serious relationship with directly after college. Cut to four years later, I'm 9 months pregnant with my second kid and I find out he's boning some rando he met at the bar where he was working at as a bouncer (The…