If both guys get boners, then I think they should pick the flag back up. 

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

He’s got the porn name.

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

“Oh, so you give HIM a chance to get back on his feet, huh?”

At least this one was only a massive shooting, not a mass shooting. There is that.

I laughed, then realized I’ve stopped getting worked up about mass shooting until they hit double digits, and now I’m just concerned.

I beg to differ, Shooter.

Pretty much quitting 101.

An article that should be about Washington fans doing awful shit, but is instead an unnecessary attack on Philadelphia fans. Stay classy. Deadspin.

He continued “My new racist tweets are much better. #MAGA”

You could tell they were Swiss because of the holes.

Here’s what happened:

It’s a pretty simple, harmless mishap. The positive tests were marked with a +, which also looks like a cross, which could be construed as shorthand for “cross out”, which is the analog equivalent of digital deletion. Pure coincidence that it’s the same sort of innocent clerical error that happened from time to time…

Dat guy waited on hold for 3 owarrs folks.

Do we know if Eli has met with the SF Giants yet?

Intercept10n

Med10crity

You’re close, but I think id10t is a better fit here.

TFW your laxative kicks in.