Excuse me, but in Philadelphia we preferred to be called “Jabronies.”

Hey Shane. I know you created a burner account to comment on that other A.V. Club story on you. I want you to know that I’m Chinese, and I think the things you said about my people and my culture are really, really shitty.

For a split second I read “NOLADAVE” as “NAMBLADAVE” which, let’s be honest, would have changed the tone of your post considerably.

In fairness to your complaining emailers... Is it possible the female writer they actually want fired from Deadspin is Billy Haisley?

“Your thumb is choosing this alternative lifestyle...”

Don’t worry, guys.  I found a matching thumb donor.  From one Drew to another.

Watch Brees’s surgeon be a part-time ref and repair the thumb by having it bend the wrong way.

I cant wait for the 35 billy haisley articles regarding VAR

How did you get the default password I reset people to? Also you need at least 1 special character.

“IT, for constantly unlocking my computer”

Dammit, beaten by seven minutes.

The Tim Tebow hate on this site is ridiculous. Show me one professional athlete whose actions have had a bigger positive impact on the world than that time he volunteered to cut the skin off a bunch of baby’s dicks in the Philippines.

Not without giving up your amateur triangle-clicking status.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone 10 feet over thine head

So this is what you’re doing on your laptop all show, Stu!

Heady play.

I agree in that the implied threat is mostly empty posturing, but it’s still shitty. Especially considering how public recruiting has become. Manny is basically empowering all the shit heads on social media to step up their harassment of high school students.

“Anybody who could ever look to leave a classy situation like the Giants organization and disrespect the Maras like that.. Mike! You there? Sounded like you nodded off a little there buddy, but as I was saying the disrespect shown to the Maras...”

Listen this is bullshit. Clearly OBJ is lying because anyone who would go take a boat trip during an offweek can’t be trusted...

I get that dogging college coaches is never not a cool thing to do and absent any other context the optics of Diaz’s exit from Temple is terrible but Diaz is a Miami native whose father is a former mayor, he had been the defensive coordinator and essentially the second-in-command at Miami before going to Temple and onl…