Rumor has it, these information was provided by someone going under the alias “Little Debbie”

or alternatively “we saw the + and thought it meant add this to the delete folder. And we assumed the - meant no, do not add this to the delete folder”

The road game @ Miami has been a trap game for years ever since Tony Sparano undressed Belichik with the wildcat that one time

Reporters seemed suspicious at the time, as when they pressed the Lions PR staff further, the Lions responded “This isn’t unusual at all! Guys who suffer concussions mix up words all the time...did I say concussion? I meant contusion. See I mixed up those words because I just had a concussion. I mean contusion. So to…

Highly doubt it. Tempers are still running high from last years Giant Picnic when MadBum and Buster Posey accused Eli of cheating during both the Giant Relay Race and Giant Raffle. It was certainly pretty awkward the next morning during the Giant Breakfast.

The Sun Devil must have spiked that tea with those mystical powers Leach was pondering about the other day. Need to get the Harry Potter nerds on the case.

Eli is football Jeter? Let me give it a try.

Hey Mike first time long time. Just wanted to get your thoughts on the Giants turning to an out of the box candidate at head coach next season. I think Jason Giambi would be a great addition and really fix the Giants’ offense. I’ll hang up and listen.

Is it just me or do most of these look like travels? I can’t tell if these are travels or they just look like travels because a relatively unathletic person is executing them.

Or, “oh crap Nak’s music. Getting out of here before Zayn does his schtick.”

Right? Heel Nakamura’s music is objectively better

Someone should have told him just because the team name is Pirates, it doesn’t mean he needs to act like an actual, historical Pirate

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

NYC - Cyclists in the street that run red lights, narrowly avoiding running over pedestrians legally crossing the street and somehow getting mad at the pedestrians for almost running them over

You keep using this word jabronis, and it’s awesome.

*NAMBLADAVE* has entered the chat

Kind of unfair that the reigning champions play in a division that allows them to have 7 bye weeks every year

Damn. And here I thought AB melting the Raiders over the course of 2 weeks was impressive. Well done

Ironic considering Jesus would have been declared ineligible due to receiving improper benefits from the Three Wise Men aka boosters from the University of Nazareth.

Dude got gold, frankincense and myrrh the day he was born. Talk about being born with a silver spoon...