Strawman.exe obv.

What suspicious software does the Epic Games Store and/or Among Us install on your PC? 

You no longer have a good excuse to turn your friends down for a round or eight of Among Us.

That’s not an equivalent argument. Oculus isn’t free. This is a free game from a free service.

but we have an in-game explanation for the mystical do-dads. not sure how far back it goes but in AC4:Black Flag you could unlock altaire’s outfit, literal skeleton crews, and eternal storms that always blew your sails at max. the explanation was that the devs at the in-game software company coded in cheats to spice…

“a new vision”

Probably pretty anticlimactic tourney year when the town drunk shows up to fight Goro after killing Johnny Cage in a head on collision.

A couple things:

Someone walks up to you and says “I will give you a cookie if you look up that girl’s skirt”.

That’s great, but what point is there to “knowing exactly what it is”? Outside of the few remaining armor pieces that actually do unique things (like raid armor holding raid mods), there’s not much point. Even then, if someone’s wearing, say, IB armor ornaments or Raid armor ornaments transmog’d over other gear, you…

Isn’t this like beat for beat the idea behind Real Steel or one of those movies they did a while back?

These are video cards all of which are more expensive than the 300 dollar entry point VR headsets that can play Alyx just fine.

Listen, I don’t give one shit what the officer who discharged her weapon is entitled to.

Meanwhile, over at CD Projekt:

are you under the impression that Hollywood action isn’t a vehicle for US military propaganda....?

Have they considered changing their name to “Four Seasons Pizza?”

What you don’t eat is those nacho cheese doritos or anything else that leaves its dust on your fingers.

I’ll never understand how Cheetos somehow became associated with gaming. Cheetos are one of the worst gaming snacks. The last thing you want to do is get your fingers covered in radioactive orange 45 Cheeto dust and then grab a video game control.

Agreed.