Not only are they wasting taxpayer money building aircraft carriers that can't launch planes and planes that can't fly, they're wasting it playing games now

Am I crazy for saying that bringing back Aiden Pierce makes me want to play the new watch dogs less than before? He’s easily one of the least likable video game protagonists of all time.

Luke trying to fill the Gita shaped hole in my heart with this Sims article. 

Huh. The game sure feels like a comic book game while I am playing it. 

The MCU is just a visual interpretation of the comic book characters. The game’s depiction of Tony Stark is as much of a “knock off” of the original character as Robert Downey Jr’s face would be. Even more importantly, getting upset that the game doesn’t use the movie likenesses is extremely foolish, because there’s…

I’m the weird person who loves DA:I passionately and have played it like 4 times through. I know I’m setting myself up for Andromeda level disappointment but I can’t help it. I’m hyped.

Cue once again the inevitable comments from people who use a variety of platforms with an endless list of anti-consumer practices and years of lawsuits to even get basic rights like refunds saying how EGS alone is awful for buying exclusivity (which yeah isn’t the most market conductive practice but far lesser than…

But customers don’t deserve a choice in platform?

I’m just here for the rage about either having to install a different store app (THE HORROR) on your PC or wait a few months to play one of thousands of games. 

here come the entitled salty gamer children

You can currently swap anything you like while in combat.

I could see people swapping to a huge heavy armor set when they tank a hit, then switching to a high damage setup right after, which... sort of removes a lot of the skill of the game in the first place.

100% this. I’ve rarely, if ever, paid much attention to loadouts but dozens of times while playing Ghost, I’ve wanted that option. The outfits, sure, but the charms more than anything. It’s my only complaint with an otherwise perfect game.

One other complaint: when I honor an Inari Shrine and the fox is gone before I…

That’s not true. Especially with cell phones nowadays. 911 is actually pretty bad sometimes in identifying the number and location of the call.

He stole it from Alton Brown’s recipe.

Reading this, I just imagined Trump a la Monty Burns

“Osama and I are like peas in a pod, we’re both wealthy failsons and we both had drawn out campaigns to destroy America’s standing in the world. But mine worked, dammit!”

I mean, if so, this is the mindset that the poem is literally warning against. In which case I guess it would track that the OP thought the poem was dumb. 

Children were not gassed to death because they were communists...

The problem here isn’t that they’re making a game with a political message. It’s that they’re misappropriating a quote about the holocaust and using it as marketing material.  

Because that’s how the Nazis got into power started amassing power: by going after communists and socialists. They literally staged false flag operations to justify arresting socialists and thereby amass more power.