Yeah, and real world humans all descended from central African hunter-gatherers, but we don’t all still look like central African hunter-gatherers.

Hey, did you miss Blues Brothers 2000?

Cue all those gamers who swore to boycott Blizzard for their recent shitty behavior suddenly forgetting all about their boycott. 

Glad I’m not the only one who saw this as caping for Joe Biden without saying his name.

Born agains are like newly sober addicts - they think everyone else is just like them: must be an alcoholic if they’re drinking, need Jesus b/c their life is shit. The preaching for born agains is something I’ve dealt with my entire life. I was always a good girl growing up in Bible Belt Indiana, but my family were…

Thoughts and prayers in your time of recovery.

Guessing you posted this because you have no reading comprehension, since ‘women don’t have to abide the contracts they sign’ is not a thing stated in or implied by the article. 

I wonder how Kanye feels about being the “black friend” to radical conservatives.

Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All

My mother told me: “Never assume a woman is pregnant unless you can see the baby’s head crowning.” I’ve found it to be good advice.

“Look Smithers, Zaggo is coming!”

America has its own distinctive flavor of sexual conservatism, this is true. But let’s not also reduce this to a uniquely American thing wrt to culture / history. Plenty of the more liberal countries in the world (and I’m speaking as someone heavily influenced/living in Spanish-speaking cultures) still have their own…

I know this is a goof response, but you really have to understand that jokes like this equate the entirety of a woman’s body as being equally “sexually explicit,” as male genitalia. You’re basically reinforcing the idea that dicks are inherently offensive, while also saying that every part of a naked woman is…

There is a BIG (or, in your case, small) difference between painting your naked penis and a woman wearing applications that cover her breasts in the same way that a bikini would cover her chest, sans strings.

“They think it’s really sexual because they think a woman’s body is inherently sexual—which it is not,” she said. “Context is a very, very important thing.”

Would someone kindly contact the veterinary clinic and let them know this internet rando says they’re doing it wrong?

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

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