I can claim no understanding of how my gender thinks this to be appropriate.

whoa, let's not scare the poor woman. I'd say with a little therapy in a quality institution, they can probably stop her before she graduates to durians and things get real.

Alton Brown would be proud of you: No uni-taskers!!

I love the elephant song. Reminds me of elephants.

Yep http://ah.roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=84…

I'll try: