The story campaign is the only thing that would potentially be of interest to me, so stripping it out is the worst thing they could do

Yet, sadly, they’re very effective in generating the all important clicks

He should trip and fall teeth first onto a stone railing

Mmmm, I dunno. It’s just not the same without the noodle arms and legs.

Just this past year I built a new gaming PC that uses an All In One (AOI) liquid cooling system for the CPU and it was a breeze. The only thing you can really mess up is if you install the radiator below the CPU heat sink, which will cause air bubbles to accumulate in the heat sink instead of the radiator and reduce…

Honestly, we could use more commercials pitting fast food mascots against each other in brutal knife fights. It would shake up the monotony of fast food advertising. Plus, I think Wendy would definitely cut a bitch, and I want to see that.

If you think the vehicle missions suck on controllers, take that and multiply it by 50 and you have how bad it is playing them with a keyboard. Especially anything that involves flying. In San Andreas I managed to make it through the flight school and get into the Las Venturas part of the story, only to accidentally…

Is it free range or rock farmed?

So you really like those peaches, wanna shake that tree?

May I suggest you try Jose Andres’ microwave egg recipe

Ah, so video chewable-game controllers rather than video-chewable game controllers. Got it.

So the controllers are chewed by video or can be chewed over video? How does “video chewable” work exactly?

This absolutely needs Pinky and the Brain piloting Brain’s human suit

Yeah, I’m not going to go crying “censorship” over this or anything, but IMO wearing the Confederate flag was a good, quick intro to Phil Cassidy and the kind of (terrible) person he is.

In the mid-90s Lays had a line called (I think) Home Style chips, and they had a chili potato chip that was far and away better than Chili Cheese Fritos. I would love it if those were brought back. I practically lived on the damn things while I was waiting for the bus after school. Unfortunately, this was before…

Yes! Chatterbox was the best. IMO the talk radio stations in subsequent GTAs have never been as good as Chatterbox (although Blaine County Talk Radio in GTA V comes close).

I would be in favor of throwing Confederate statutes in a ditch where they’re unprotected from the ravages of the weather and vandals. Call it the Ditch Museum of American Traitors. That way people can learn about these men in the proper context.

I have 4.something million bells in the bank. After I got the last house upgrade and paid off my loan, I more or less stopped caring about it lol

Going to have to get back into ACNH for this. Also might have to get back into the turnip market now that I have a reason to care about bells again.

Sorry, I didn’t think my comment would cause any Strife.