Granted, egg-in-the-hole is not an easy sandwich like slapping some sliced turkey with cheese and veggies between some bread. But his bread slicing technique, I mean come on. Even if he hasn’t done it before, he surely must’ve observed it being done or at least paid enough attention to pre-sliced bread to know that…

I had a lot of fun with Remember Me, and enjoyed the story right up until they tell you who the ultimate bad guy is. It was such a weird direction to take the game. They could’ve done so much more to explore the memory alteration and memories as drugs stuff.

Definitely agree with you about Dragon Age 2. People got so laser focused on complaining about the recycled assets and calling the devs lazy that they missed how great the story and characters were. Sarcastic, smart-ass Hawke is one of the best protagonists ever. I was really disappointed when they didn’t give the…

Fun fact: I once stepped on a spider that was crawling its way across the kitchen floor and dozens of tiny, baby spiders erupted out of its corpse. I did the only rational thing: freaked the fuck out and tried to find something to kill the baby spiders.

That’s funny, since the Impossible burger is made of soy while Beyond uses pea protein. But I get it, Beyond does have an odd taste to it that’ll stick with you all day. I was actually more of a fan of Beyond’s line of fake chicken, which has unfortunately been discontinued (I guess it sold poorly). They had one that…

I wouldn’t turn down a Beyond Burger, but given the choice I’d prefer Impossible.

Although I’m not a fan of alcohol, I’d have to say Romulan Ale. Most Starfleet brass seemed to be constantly breaking the embargo to smuggle it into the Federation, so it must be good.

That scene will always be the best. The aggressive eye contact is perfect.

Right, I’m just hoping there’s a lower risk, lower reward option like traders have with local vs long distance deliveries. I prefer to avoid PvP where possible.

I would guess it’s 15 bars of gold, like the other professions. But this does involve buying land, so maybe they’ll jack up the price on this one.

I wonder if the shack requirement is because of Cripps constantly packing up the player’s camp and the bug that prevents the camp from spawning again. Whatever the case, I’m looking forward to this one. Hopefully it’ll all be able to work with minimal chances for other players to come in and fuck you over if you…

That’s who did my 12" Naj’sov. I ordered when they first started doing it and the options were more limited. Not that I regret it, mind you. More recently I ordered a 7" color print of my TOS captain’s Ranger class.

Let this be the ascendancy of fried yuca! Bask in the golden, crispy fluffiness!

I spent close to $1,000 to get a hand painted, custom 3D printed 12" model of my main Klingon’s science ship from Star Trek Online. So I’m right there with you, buddy.

Psh, that’s hipster food. You want authentic, you go to Brockway.

I wonder if that means the starter ship can be upgraded to compete with better ships.

Don’t forget that you can also make the boy trip in a puddle, lock him in a garage, chase him into a phone booth, and make him buy back his own toy. Maybe it’s because I know I’m not causing a real person any harm, but I find a lot of sadistic joy in tormenting that kid. Everyone else gets annoyed at you, but he gets…

When you blow off science class as boring and unimportant, you start to believe any bullshit that comes your way. See also: anything promoted by Goop.

Ugh, the whole Socialism thing. They’re only doing this after private corporations had the chance to operate in the town and decided that it wasn’t worth it.

Agreed. One of the reasons I never did many Strikes on my Warlock in D1 was because I preferred the Stormcaller subclass when it was released, and I hated feeling like I was obligated to run solar for the self-rez panic button.