I got burned out on the Destiny grind after Forsaken launched and I couldn’t get my light (power now, I guess) level high enough to do half of the new stuff they added. Guess that didn’t change with Shadowkeep.

I’m reminded of this comic:

Wanting kids to have great candy is fine, but shitting on the surrounding cities is unnecessary. Especially considering that Rancho is nothing to write home about.

If this was a Marx Brothers movie, I would be laughing my ass off. Why does this have to be real life and not a Marx Brothers movie?

“Oh yeah? Well I don’t need your stupid hearings anyway! I’ll have my own hearings! With blackjack! And hookers!”

I guess it would depend on whether the Ditto understands that Mimikyu wears a costume. Maybe the Ditto doesn’t know that, and thinks that Mimikyu’s actual eyes are just a couple of dark spots on its lower body

If you’re going to use a balloon to do gender reveal (which you shouldn’t do anyway, just fucking tell people), you get something that’ll pop that shit. Don’t whack it like a pinata, you’ll just look like this dumbass couple and their dumbass family did in their video.

There should be an emote for a team of 5 Mechagnomes that makes them combine into one giant Mechagnome.

Only two tasks made me feel guilty. First, was stealing the kid’s glasses and making him put on the wrong pair. Second was stealing the kid’s toy plane and putting it in the shop, which made him have to buy his own toy back. Everything else, I was just a goose being a typical asshole goose.

Right now, Satan is in Hell saying, “Damn Stephen Miller, tone it down.”

He was still talking about violence, just a different sort. The violence of an anti-abortion movement that’s happy to kill doctors in defense of the unborn while depriving children of the care they need to succeed, rather than the violence of mass shootings. In either case, the quote applies.

I think George Carlin said it best when he said, “If you’re pre-born, you’re fine. If you’re pre-school, you’re fucked.”

Obviously smashing up the taxi was the how the goose was supposed to get to the next area of the village.

Caution: may result in becoming your own grandfather

RDRO has had some pretty good anti-griefing measures added since it launched. You can play in Defensive Mode, which prevents players from auto-aiming their guns at you, and gives you a good chunk of damage resistance if they do hit you (I’ve taken close range shotgun blasts and didn’t die). People can still come after…

There is a tutorial you have to run through before you’ll be able to get to the good stuff, but unlike GTAO it doesn’t force you to do any PvP or races. It’s a couple of PvE missions, which set you up with your first horse and a couple of the basic guns and some cash.

Not that I recall. Most of the pre-order bonuses were focused on Online content.

Yes.

He is the leader of a Fighting gym where the only fighting type pokemon is him.

The only problem I have with pre-reading the menu is that when I get to the restaurant I feel like a weirdo if I order right away, so I make a pretense of mulling it over while the server gets my drink.