The same guy who has you steal the train to rob the oil refinery does eventually have you rob a bank. It’s a good mission, but it doesn’t really qualify as a heist. I do think they’ll add heists eventually, though.

10 to 1 Trump’ll start shit talking Bolton today. After all, Bolton has been tweeting information that is contradictory to what Trump said.

It would depend on the location and the people running the library. One of my co-workers worked in a public library, and the stories she had on a weekly basis were just horrifying.

I think they should be fired. Out of a cannon. Into the sun.

A job at an academic library, no question. But I’d be hard-pressed to choose between poison and working at a public library.

Working at GameStop is one of those jobs that seems more fun than it is when you’re a kid. Like working in a library.

Mainly I would switch to these faux meats for environmental reasons. It takes a lot of resources to raise a pound of beef, resources that would go much farther if they were used on crops instead. If meat alternatives tasted as good as the Impossible Burger does to me, then I would completely make the switch and maybe…

Gary is a bit of a dick, but Ash is a full on sociopath. The first pidgey he sees, he shouts “enjoy your last moments of freedom, because you’re mine!” Luckily the little psycho fails, because he somehow knows nothing about catching Pokemon despite his obsession with them.

Stock photos of people playing video games never cease to be hilariously bad.

What maniac is out there downloading the Certain Wallpaper app?

So that I can re-learn how to play and because I enjoy the main story.

Well, this is a bit worrying. I ended up stalled out at Nergigante and it’s been at least a year since I played MHW. I think I’ll make a new character for this.

Corollary counterpoint: “If black people can say it, then I should be able to say it! Reverse racism! Waaaaaah!”

Not anymore, they launched it several months ago. May/June, I think? I forget

That Death Ram mask from the Outlaw Pass is going to be showing up on a lot of horses.

Awesome, this opens up a lot of possibilities

Had a chance to read through Rockstar’s blog post about it, and I agree with your interpretation. It’s disappointing that they keep tying PvP into almost everything.

Goddammit, why’d everyone suddenly decide that September 10 is when everything gets released?

They don’t even let you sell wild horses that you tame

I mean, it’s not exactly a chill game at the higher levels. Between the environmental obstacles they throw at you and racing against the clock, that game can be stressful as fuck. Especially when you just want to hang out with some friends.