Either summon a rampaging Thunderjaw or have a Stormhawk fly in and wreck shit from the sky.

That’s too bad, the game looks like a lot of fun. I definitely would’ve bought it.

The comments for this article alone will be a total shitshow. Christ.

God dammit McDonalds, get to the Chicken Maharaja Mac already!

Weird to see The Simpsons on that list.

Man, I wish I could run into people doing cool stuff like this in RDO. Most of the time I run across people who are either competent but silent or super aggro jackasses who fuck up everything in their field of vision.

I agree with you about the fries, they suffer for not being fried twice. But as far as cheap fast food burgers go, In-N-Out makes a damn fine burger.

Oh piss off, PETA. Those d-bags consider the mere act of owning a pet to be equal to animal cruelty. I’d rather hear what, if anything, the SPCA has to say about the incident.

Sometimes I think about getting back into Destiny 2, but the urge is never strong enough than the burnout I feel from the loot treadmill.

The pony makes the cake 20% cooler

“sovereign White mermaid” what the hell does that even mean? I understand the individual words, but they make no sense when they’re strung together like that.

Does she have any friends who are moms? Maybe she would be more apt to listen if they told her that it’s ok to take a day to relax and enjoy herself every now and then.

You really should try an Impossible Burger. I’ve had both, and Impossible was the only one that made me wonder whether the restaurant had served me a beef patty by mistake.

I eat them for deliciousness reasons

One of my co-workers just avoids telling her family when she’s taking some time off work. Otherwise they start asking her to run errands and her relaxing day off turns into a day of unpaid work for her family.

Correction: these guys are Gen Z, not Millennials. I know we’ve been the favored punching bag for stuff like this for the past couple of decades, but we’re not responsible for annoying youth trends anymore.

I do wonder how it would come out if you baked it

EVE looks gorgeous and the stories that come out of it are often pretty damn good. But, I’m not likely to ever try it. I don’t like the PvP focus of the game.

Eggs come out of a cloaca. The unfertilized eggs that you get from a grocery store are, essentially, the result of the chicken equivalent of menstruation.

If you believe that, then I have a great deal on a bridge in Brooklyn for you.