You mean the dumbass marketing stunt aimed at gamers who won’t give two shits about a novelty controller that won’t work for most games? That point? The one that is absent of any humor? I maybe I did miss it, because I don’t speak Pretentious Jagoff like you do.

Even your Nike analogy is wrong. It’s more like ordering Nike Air Zoom Cage 3HC White/Black from Amazon, and then being told that the order will be fulfilled by Footlocker instead. Nothing has been lost. You’re still getting the same product you ordered, just from a different vendor.

Someone tell Miller that game controllers have long since evolved past a lone D-pad and four buttons

Hideo Kojima will shock the world by cloning himself on stage at E3. But no further details about Death Stranding will be released.

She supports free speech so much that she decided to curtail the free speech of someone else.

Agreed. Watch Dogs 2 was a major improvement over the first game, both in general gameplay and with the protagonist Marcus. This seems like it might be a step backwards, as far as character and storytelling.

It’s the teeth. The teeth are irregular, like a real person’s teeth would be. This guy is good. And I hate him.

He tried Shinola once, but he grabbed the wrong thing and... well, it didn’t work out in the end.

She proposed to you in front of a magic, unbreakable door and then locked you and your child inside the pocket dimension contained within?

I’m bracing for the state to burn down once this year’s fire season starts. And I’m only being slightly hyperbolic. All of the vegetation that grew because of the heavy rains this past winter will dry out, making California the world’s biggest tinderbox.

You’re welcome to move out to California. We don’t have tornadoes, just earthquakes. And wildfires aggravated by climate change. And avocado on everything.

I fucking hate going to Costco in person, so I would gladly use their website

I always feel like

Agreed. You should really find something better to do than shit on other people for how they have fun. Then your life won’t be so wasted.

Shit, my birthday marks the tail end of about 4 solid months of depression that begins in November, peaks at Christmas, and peaks again on my birthday. This year I managed to distract myself pretty well by going out for a nice breakfast (eggs benedict with home style potatoes) and seeing a movie. But it all came…

International House of Pancreatitis

TREASON?

Probably going to do some fishing in RDO. I recently acquired the special lures and I want to put them to good use. Also, I’m in need of cash. Maybe I can avoid buying new clothes long enough to break $400.

Meh. I have to go to work on Saturday and Monday, so my Memorial Day weekend is already ruined. So bah, humbug on Memorial Day.

City builders maybe? Like Cities Skylines or one of the Tropico games (6 recently came out) or Planetbase