Yeah, I had to make a concerted effort to stop screwing around with various side quests, challenges, and trying (poorly) to hunt perfect pelts for crafting and focusing on main story quests. I’m in the second part of the epilogue now, so I think I’m just about finished with the story.

That is unusual

I would throw every molotov in Arthur’s inventory if I came across a glowing red pentagram

Dude, I know. First she’s not wearing clothes that are made of burlap or full of clumsily patched holes, and now she’s eating soup!

My favorite so far has been the meteor house.

Hey man, I’m in a cabin full of weird cult skeletons and shit starts glowing green, ima get the hell outta there not stick around and look up.

Soup? Well look at Ms. Fancy Pants over there eating soup instead of gruel! Guess she’s not so “working class” as she’d like us to believe!

I came across a cabin north of Valentine that had a bunch of skeletons in it, mostly in the bunk beds, but there was one at the head of the room sitting at what was basically an altar. Some shit started glowing green as I entered, so I got the hell out.

My uncle is convinced that dishwashers don’t really get things clean, so he insists on hand washing everything.

The people there tend to reserve their bigotry for people of different religions. Growing up in the SLC area, there were a number of times when parents forbade their kids from playing with me when they found out my family wasn’t Mormon.

Well shit, this looks like it makes up for Ace of Spaces being a pain in the ass to get.

I’d say a muffin or any pastry you can quickly grab and save for later without having to wrap is ok to take from the buffet. If you need a zip top bag and refrigeration for it (like you would for sausages, bacon, etc.), then you’ve crossed the line into stealing.

You’re better than I am. I would’ve sneaked into the break room and sliced a nice corner piece and maybe taken one of the frosting balloons for a garnish. Awkwardness be damned, there’s sugar to be had!

Secession not succession god dammit! The two words have totally different meanings!

Screw that. I would kill for a chocolate dessert option at Thanksgiving dinner. I can’t stand the various traditional pies that people serve.

I’m sure they’re working on a lame, ineffectual campaign against RDR2 for its glorification of hunting.

Something you may not have noticed, when you’re aiming at an animal you’ve already studied, you’ll see a little triangle of three stars on the bottom right of the screen. That indicates the quality of the animal without having to bring up the info panel. One lit star is poor, two is good, and three is pristine.

You’d think she would be asking Obama for help. That way if something went wrong, Melania could just blame the former first lady and score some easy points with the country bumpkins who support her husband.

They all look like CG Muppet rejects

Damn, that really sucks. I always forget that there’s no shortage of people without ethics who’ll think up scummy ways to squeeze a dime from students.