He needed it for his backroom whale smuggling operation

The brain equivalent of irritable bowel syndrome?

Hmm. It’s almost like they’re two different experiences where one game has you playing as a super-powered assassin and the other game has you playing as a slightly above average gun-slinging outlaw. How crazy that they wouldn’t be exactly the same!

But will they have Red Tick Beer?

I picked this up when it was free on PS+ and loved it. I’m definitely going to get it on Switch this Thursday

I was playing AC: Odyssey right up until Red Dead 2 was released, and I’m also having some issues adapting to the differences in gameplay. Not having Ikaros to call on to scout the area is probably the biggest thing I miss. That sort of thing would make hunting in Red Dead much much easier. Also, Arthur tends to fall…

Alternatively you could get a Super Squishee, one that’s made entirely out of syrup

So a sort of Uncanny Valley corollary for video games in which the realism of the environment highlights the unrealism of the NPCs and makes them more profane in comparison

You can say this about NPCs from any open world game, though. I’m not sure why the NPCs in RDR2 would be any more off-putting than an Assassin’s Creed, GTA, Watch Dogs, Sleeping Dogs, etc. We’re still a long way off from Star Trek holodeck realism in character behavior

Deep State

These fuckin’ people

Right after conservatives called him a socialist communist deep state Soros paid protester

Ugh, that’s the worst. I ran across one of the guys who challenges you to a sharpshooting competition, beat him in the first round, then went to accept his second challenge but instead of talking to him I still had my gun drawn and he took it as a hostile action. Poor guy came all the way up from Mexico to test his…

I think she should use her community service to clean those statues using the Goldschmidt Process.

You can use the current base building system to make underwater bases, although it’s somewhat limited. I’d initially intended to have my small island base start on land, then expand out over and ultimately down into the water. I ended up running into some issues (like the bugged ladders) that made me call off the…

It’s like Japan’s equivalent of the Red Hour from Return of the Archons

Well that works out nicely for me, my main base is on a planet that’s mostly ocean

Ah shit, I hate maps that you have to uncover. I need to see the whole map dagnabbit! GTA V was a pain, even with all of the various aircraft that can be used for it. Red Dead 2 is going to be hell.

Yeah, it’s not anywhere near being an adequate representation of a cheesesteak. But damn if I don’t want to try one.

There’s a doctor in... I want to say Phokis (the region with the Oracle at Delphi) who you can bang after you finish his quest chain