I was saying “Boo-urns.”

I just thought they pretended it was Bannon’s jizz.

Thanks for the straightforward response and I see your point. He just thrives on any kind of attention and part of me wants to see that attention taken away from him; to see him ignored or dismissed.

He makes for great television.

I was an accident, and my parents discussed abortion for several reasons I won’t get into here, but completely understand.

I don't feel comfortable changing in front of people. I use the changing room.

His period pain is just more authentic than hers.

Bernie Sanders has a plan to outlaw all period pain if you dum bitchez would just LISTEN!!11!

Has Jess the Reaper commented to blame period pain on Hillary Clinton yet?

If there is a hell, all these born again people better be praying I don’t go, because my personal hell would have to be full of born again Christians, and I’d be dragging a ton of them with me.

If hell’s not funny or cool, how come everyone’s always like, “that’s cool as hell,” and “she’s funny as hell”? I don't get it.

Heaven for the weather.

Kardashian’s are so thristy -
they carry custom-made perpetual “life straws” that can even suck gallons of attention out of stone.

I had gallstones and no one stuck their finger up my butt.

If you come into the ER with a heart attack and you’re a woman, they’ll diagnose you with anxiety (hysteria).

I was just speaking to a woman the other night who had spent about 8 months have all kinds of health issues, mostly debilitating pain, and kept being dismissed as a hypochondriac at the nearest hospital. One night when she was in absolute agony, her husband managed to get an ambulance to take her to another hospital…

I wonder if that was the day I had a burst ectopic and needed emergency surgery and they treated me like I was drug seeking?

Ha! It never occurred to me to put my nieces & nephews to work like that.

I have a large scar on my chin that I got from a very stupid incident. I was in 8th grade and my father drove us through the SE US with a ultimate destination of New Orleans during my spring break. I was just at that point starting to need to shave, but I forgot my razor at home. I bought a crappy Bic disposable in…

My Dad told me that if you could keep your tongue out of the gap caused by losing a tooth, a gold one would grow in its place.