Except these same legislators who are crazy fetus humpers also tend to be convinced that birth control causes abortions. So for all they know, any tampon or pad could have a poor widdle abort-O-baby in it.

Breaking news from Ohio: A new law will require that any woman who has an abortion must hold a full age appropriate birthday party for the fetus every year until said fetus is 18 years old. Furthermore, said woman must include fetus in all holiday card photos and will take to Disney world at least twice in said…

Canada has 300 million paranoid, ignorant, heavily armed rednecks on its southern border. Damn right they need a defense minister.

This is so embarrassing. I mean, how is Donald Trump even qualified to run stadium security?

It’s like the good book says, “Sikh and ye shall find (you’re denied entrance to Chargers Stadium).”

If they were really Sikh, they should have just stayed home and rested up anyway.

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

Just for giggles, I’ll leave this here. No idea why they chose Nimoy. Hoffs mother was a producer so...connections? Whatever. I’d go for a drive with Leonard. Also, can’t decide which I like more: their cover or Katrina & the Waves’ original version.

Fascinating.

Kristy Swanson always makes sense. And she looked terrific in Dude, Where’s My Car? (2000).

We didn’t get any further than making out in this dream, though dream-me was sure thinking about it... And thank goodness for that, because while I was making out with Alice Cooper, he turned into a large black panther.

And a couple more short ones, just because the plethora of weird sex dreams I have could become a novel.

1) I was fucked by the entire cast of Magic Mike on the floor while surrounded by the entirety of my male friend group from college (15+guys).

I’m from Kentucky too and can say that many more moderate Republicans are more liberal than a Kentucky Democrat. Most of them are anti-choice, pro-gun, anti-immigration, etc. Until the Tea Party made “bat-shit crazy” part of the GOP platform, I’d say there was almost no difference. And Kentucky is a state where a lot…

Life threatening, absolutely life threatening.

“What if our customers found out?”

Forget about HIV and Hepatitis; what if the customer is allergic to red?

One 24-year-old woman told me that her boyfriend broke up with her because ‘he told me that I wasn’t girlfriend material because I had been with 10 guys

because the muslin is trying to destoy hour contry.

I'm going to need a minute to process this information. I just have had such a high opinion of Chris Brown, who has long been a champion of women, and assumed his attitude would also extend to the LGBTQ community. So it's difficult to believe he would do something like this.

I’m getting tired of hearing “abortion is only a small part of what Planned Parenthood does” and the classifying of which PP clinics provide abortions and which don’t. Even if Planned Parenthood was an industrial abortion factory that offered all abortions 24/7, it is still a legal procedure. It is still an important…