That was the most words I have ever seen used to say, “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”

In it so wrong that every time I see that leader pic, I expect the officiant to bust out:

can we exclude Louisville? Lord knows we’re trying

I am so ova celebrity fertility drama.

The reporter probably got it wrong. The cops clearly thought the driver was too darkly tinted to be driving.

I used it while driving a friend’s BMW once. Engine stalled out from the surprise. Dashboard literally had a WTF symbol light up.

LOL Bret Michaels!  He’s gross!

Also, why does he keep making movies with Will Ferrell? I can’t see those movies if stupid Marky Mark is in them. 

I have a soft spot for Brett Michaels because his hometown is right next to mine (like, literally). 

This comment would very literally doxx me to a select group of people but I can’t help it. Bret Michaels is suuuuuch a toooool.

Jennifer Lawrence. She’s like the drunk that refuses to leave the party and is convinced she is utterly hilarious. Not.

you need to look up what his daily routine is. (it was in the Wall Street Journal it was so outrageous) I’m *still* fuming and I don’t know why. He’s daily schedule looks like he’s training to be a fucking navy seal and not a shitty B list movie actor.

Hey if I can't forget they existed, then that motherfucker better remember too.

Mark Wahlberg.  Mainly for unleashing his even more untalented siblings on the world.

59. Suggest that men who commit crimes against women receive appropriate legal consequences

Uhh the giant ridiculous tie and ill-fitting suit project power. Read a fashion blog or something.

I don’t trust Jeff Sessions any further than I can throw him

I desperately hate this stupid carpetbagger. I didn’t vote for him (and don’t know anyone who did? Even all the republicans I know stayed home on election day...and some even tend to say they hate him now that he’s been being terrible to the state workers/teachers/institutions of higher education, but they still vote…

Reminds me of the time Bill O’Reilly was shocked, SHOCKED, when he visited a black-owned restaurant in Harlem and not a single patron was randomly shouting obscenities.