I took my kids expecting that and I really liked and even laughed out loud a few times.

I enjoy the minion movies and I am not ashamed. And my teenage son will actually go to the movies with me, and now that he’s 16, we can just go to the latest showing and not deal with hordes of preschoolers, so that makes it even more enjoyable. (And yes, we cannot wait until next summer when that Secret Life of Pets…

Tu es bella come la papaya.

SAME. I giggle every time they talk. I will giggle through the entire movie like a three year old. And I will not apologize for my joy.

I LOVE THE MINIONS AND I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE

I don’t understand why so many people are anti-Minions all of a sudden. I saw it with my kid and we had a blast. I love those little yellow bastards.

Shut. Up. I’m horrified. And any of the Jolie-Pitt’s definitely wore it better.

Our Pinkham in Kinja, hallowed be your name. Your thermosdome come, your steak be medium-rare, on Jezebel as in Kitchenette. Give us today our daily saved bread. Forgive us our steaks, as we forgive those who have Pinkham’s law’d against us. Lead us not into poop stories, but deliver us from crunchy allergies. For the…

Paula Deen’s entire career is based on this simple yet accurate principle.

People who like red velvet cake are the same people who like ranch dressing.

Thats just a little bit more than the law will allow.

I know! I’m from the north, so I never really cared about the confederate flag one way or the other, but the Duke brothers are just a couple good ol’ boys, never meaning no harm! I guess, in fairness, they have been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.

All for it being banned from state and federal buildings. Should have never been there in the first place. And I’d never fly that thing anywhere but this is getting silly.

Sorry, but I won't stop having sex with your sister.

What’s next?

parsnips are a cancer on society tho

I’m getting a Judean People’s Front/People’s Front of Judea vibe about everyone involved here.

“he was a pasty, petty, insecure guy.”

“sometimes I take a poop in my hand and then eat it”

SPICE WEASEL IS TIRED OF THIS ASSHOLE’S SHIT.