Not pour. “Pore” means to read closely and carefully. Pore. Old white people pore over receipts. And correct other people’s misuse of language. I apologize for half of that.

I like to think we’re ALL related to Bubbles.

I’m pretty sure he’s related to Bubbles.

You can pry the chain restaurant pseudonyms from my cold, dead hands, Pinkham!

I worked at a WTF Mondays

Hoo boy, retaurant managers are some of the worst people on the planet. Never met a bigger bunch of scumbags. So glad I’m out of the food biz.

I think it’s one of those things where they think it makes them look really great to other states when they really look like the cowboy hat wearin’, bible thumpin’, gun shootin’, gasoline guzzlin’, sister fucking, book burning, black hating, gay hating, Trans hating, 2 IQ point having, white bread, no culture,…

Oh shit I think i might be a white male politician.

“It’s not all police. It’s just police culture.”

Thug.

Rand Paul had his father around and he’s still an asshole.

And let’s not forget, Rand, that Trayvon, Mike, etc. (and it fucking kills me to write “etc”) had ACTIVE mother and fathers, you ramen-headed dumb motherfucker.

Oh please. Find some honest work and quit doing mercenary shit for money. You'd be more honorable selling your own body.

Denny’s for sure. My conservative parents like Denny’s because it’s a “good value”.

I don’t think they do ‘ethnic’ food

If Chipotle is liberal, and Taco Bell is centrist, then where do the conservative right get their tacos? Denny’s?