Extra +1 for excellent use of Bender

They didn't consider the effect this would have on already abused and traumatized children because they didn't think of them as children, but vanity tokens.

Holy shit I died. You win forever!

FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!

Topical, subtle, perfect. I applaud you

I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.

Suspended, reinstated, and finally dismissed in the span of five days? That's decent, but still two days shy of the record.

My sex-paladin casts "Taunt of Slut" at the Archconservative for 10 damage.

The urge to put those in my mouth is so overwhelming. What is it about baby feet?

Get over it. It's going to happen. We won.

She did in fact leave us for Cosmo but she still loves us all, promise.

She went to ... Cosmo???

That Ace of Base video brought back a memory. Picture it: 1992, a religious school. We're in middle school, and my best friend (at the time) believes her I Saw the Sign CD is possessed by demons because of a scare mongering Chapel speaker saying the symbol used in the video and liner art was satanic (an ankh, I think,…

What exactly is the point of your whining? Did Lucy kick you in the balls one too many times or are you just disaffected with society and are clinging to the talking points of delirious fringe groups in order to make yourself feel smart and important?

I mean, I'd like to hear her side.

Now, let's see if anyone on here actually does what the anti-Jez people think we do, and find a way to blame the man for this.

Oh my god I didn't even notice that.

No see, that's the thing. MRAs are always complaining that abuse by women is covered up by... the underwear gnomes or the Illuminati or something.

Donald Trump couldn't be more of a windbag if he were an actual plastic bag whipping around in the breeze.

'curd' (yoghurt) is probably our greatest contribution to the world after maths