male tearsssssss :'( :'( :'(

Only took two minutes for someone to pop in with "BUT WHAT ABOUT TEH MENZ".

And men can be naughty and get raped too. You can feel free to replace "woman" with "anyone" in my original comment if it makes you feel better.

The customer is always right! If they tell you to grill it until it's tender, you grill that shit until its fucking tender, asshole!

But are you allergic to crunchy?

And the Oscar for Bestest Use Of A Kitchenette Inside Joke in a Horrible Customer Story goes to ...

I want a goddamn coffee latte in a goddamn monogrammed thermos right now!!!! And God help you if there's any red in there because I'm allergic to red!

Let's pass a law to punch all anti-vaxxers in the throat. And then take away their children so they can grow up in families where people actually care about their health.

I love that they can't go to disneyland. Maybe we can ban them from other public places ?

Thank you crazy anti vaxer anti science people.

Unfair comparison. Ralph Wiggum is an adorable human version of that dumb dog you can't help but love.

Cites your sources, BS artist.

That's not how they perform abortions you know, at least not the majority of abortions. Well, probably you don't else you wouldn't have made such an asinine statement, but as someone who has, they never once brought a pair of scissors near my vagina, let alone shoved them inside it, past my os, through my cervix, into…

There is no procedure that sticks scissors into a brain. None. Not ever. Not even late term abortion. No. No. No.

you consider zygotes babies? yikes.

I was once pro-choice. A medical school friend invited me to see an abortion performed and I went. It's murder.

Women who have abortions are not people. They are slutty sinning sinner sluts. Duhhhhh.

I was sucked into hate reading this guy's tweets when he offered a bounty for the name of the victim in the newest Duke rape investigation. I spent most of my train ride home hitting "Report Tweet" like this

so when you "stick scissors" into a malignant tumor you are also a murderer. Do you have a newsletter?

rude to talls