Like I said, experiences vary. The thing with this girl is that every lie made it hard to believe anything she said. Most things people tell me, I believe, because I have no reason not to believe them. If someone else had pain-free dental surgery, I'd figure I just had a horrible time, and that they were lucky.

I'll be in line afterward if Lindy survives the duel because STEAK. CRAB. OHMYGOD

Not remarking on how much food a female patron orders (HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE).

Spotted Dick

I hear what you're saying.

She gives the feel of being tough as shit. I guess only time will tell us whether she is successfully playing the media to get paid or if she's getting played.

I mean this in the most complimentary ways possible - I am a riding snob, and a racing snob - this was really one of the least exciting Derbys. Ever :/

I laugh at Tony Danza.

Typical Shawn.

And Napravnik is coming off her second title in three years at yesterday's Kentucky Oaks!

What about Andy Kaufman? Have we given up on him being alive and pranking us all?

That feel I know well. I used to dread going anywhere or doing anything starting with the Friday before Thunder. If the Chuckwagons were out...it was time to start praying for June to arrive. Like NOW.

My neighborhood bar has a Christmas party to raise money for kids' soccer called "Beers for Jesus." It's organized by a Muslim and an Atheist.

As a Louisville native who has "escaped "to the frigid tundra of Chiberia, seeing her make a run for the Crown is about the only way I'd willingly go to the Downs on Derby Day, big hats and mint juleps aside.

Yeah, problems occur when you stick something up your ass and there's no way to get it out. Luckily, dicks are usually attached to people.

They call me The Midnight Barber.

That's one fucked up version of Monopoly you're playing there..

Pussy. I piss directly on the cops themselves. And they thank me for it. They give me get out of jail free cards.

I was just coming here to say the same thing about Dodai's husband! :)

Benicio. Have never loved you more.