No, no! You guyz dont under stand!!!! These men are heroes!!!!!!!!11!!!

No kidding! It's terrible that whenever I read a news story about a teacher victimizing a student I think, "job opening!" but alas, we're in California and his subject is one of the most sought after (History). He's thinking about getting a secondary certification in Special Ed and going from there.

What happened to freedom of speech?

Have you ever seen one of the little girls with a wee bonnet and wee apron? Oh em gee!

Dat little Amish boy is making my ovaries explode...

WHOA. You did math.

The only problem I've ever had at a restaurant was when the server gave me Pepsi when I asked for Coke. I called him over and pointed out that it was Pepsi and he said they didn't serve Coke, but he thought it was okay to give me the equivalent. Well... it was. The end.

Time to give the person a spelling lesson - can you spell talk ...TALK can you spell Listen LISTEN ... Now I will spell one iphones IPHFONES ... But there is no F in Iphones ... Exactly!

One day I'll leave the service industry. One day. One beautiful day.

Uma Thurman got un-engaged

Perhaps Andrew Garfield meant to say that globally, over 80% of garment workers are women. But Darn, he couldn't find that Needle or the Pin in the haystack so he had a mental Stitch and let the Thread get out of hand. Baste-icly, he Shear fucked up.

It's amazing how light your head feels :)

I just got a lot of hair (about 10 inches) hacked off, and man it feels goooooood. I was worried about my fat face—and, indeed, my chin chub was initially accentuated by my stylist's rigorous flat ironing done to achieve a precision cut—but now I'm rocking really cute, rumpled, bed head-style curls and it actually…

I have a very similar story. I had waist-length hair my whole life. I hit 20 and got it chopped off to my ears and it was a great move. Since then I've had rocker-girl short, pixie, grown it long again, angled bob, etc. It's so nice to have versatility. Even getting a really terrible cut (it was supposed to be…

I had ass-length hair until I was about twenty. In retrospect, it looked like shit because it was always full of split ends and also my hair is so fine that I always looked like I was wearing a particularly ugly wig made of seaweed.

Yes! All three have been said to me just before the two yearly cutting of my hair. I think my long curly hair makes me look like an English Cocker Spaniel. And as a chubby lady, so many people have suggested I'll look fatter. Then I cut it and suddenly, "Oh it looks good." In a surprised tone that implies like…

Yeah. This sounds weird. I have hair down to the middle of my back that is kinky. (I'm a WOC.) I've learned how to work shampoo through my hair without tangling it and how to detangle if necessary. You can't just throw shampoo in there and go to town!

I find it hard to believe that someone with butt-length hair doesn't know some tricks for getting out even really stubborn tangles.

Your typo makes me wonder why "homosecularity" hasn't become a more common epithet among Bible-thumping Puritans.

Backdoor Teen Mom's "Blowin'?"