I feel like their jobs are on the line, because I think Trump money controls a lot more of the industry than we realize.

My stomach hurts, looking at my own gorgeous baby.

It’s the mother’s boyfriend, every damn time. :(

Your story is EXACTLY the same as mine. 6 already grown kids, conceived because birth control was exacerbating cancer symptoms, parents older, abortion was the first choice, was born and became the “favorite” and the most successful one because the older parents learned from previous mistakes. Why deny the truth? Life…

This judge is well-known and beloved for being extremely fair.

I am. We are all over this, trust me. It’s a huge deal.

Me too. It’s just modesty issue with me.

I gave my very first wedding dance to my parents. “Fishin’ in the Dark” by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band. My parents were literally the longest relationship in the whole room.

I am fairly certain this is a troll page, dedicated to making the family look really, really bad.

‘Cuz people are only ill or disabled because they refuse to get educations.

Back in the day, Lance was my favorite. Now that I’m old, I can totally recognize that Joey was bay far the best member.

Yes, actually. I ridiculed the one who was just a med student.

I was accused by 4 different hospital employees of having a hangover before finally being diagnosed with multiple gigantic gallstones.

Ahh, yes. Just like my mother’s stage III C breast cancer that was finally diagnosed TEN YEARS after she first started complaining about finding breast lumps.

James Earl Jones?

I’ve convinced more than a few co-workers that my gallbladder surgery scars are stab wounds from a bar fight.

I told my niece and nephew (now aged 27) that if they rubbed my feet, a genie would come out. They believed this for years, and each would take a foot and rub and massage for hours trying to wake up that genie. And then when my next niece/nephew set came along (now aged 16)? Yep. Told them about that elusive old genie.

HUH? 32 weeks? You haven’t already had that abortion you love so much? You can’t possibly WANT to be a mother, can you?

I developed a thing for him in my thirties, actually!

My very first ever lesbian sex dream was when I was about 17 or 18, and it was with Kristy Swanson. This was in the year 2000 or 2001, so it made no sense that it was her. I was gettin’ down with Kristy, and we were being watched by Jon Lovitz and Leonard Nimoy. I have no idea why it was those two. There was no…