Billy Madison, yo.

WHAAAAA?! No way! Lillian is the shit!

Please explain to me how you're not.

It would be the same as an adult sleepy time bubble bath, it's some kind of aromatherapy thing.

WHAT HAPPENED TO BURT?!?!?!

Okay, Sophia.

My mother got "Pretty Woman-ed" at Macy's once. My niece and I had a ball with that. "Big mistake. Big. Huge." Saleslady had an even nastier look on her face after that.

Okay, so what? Where on Jezebel are you seeing anyone saying that that's okay?

Still, it's STILL not enough prison time. This is a horrible story all around.

I'm late, I know, but I'll drop in anyway.

HE'S. A. NUGENT. FAN.

You misspelled libruhl.

Our Yelp percentage was brought down by a one-star review because we're not open on Mondays. We also got a one-star review because we only have one type of iced tea.

The wine bottle was in the wrong liquor cabinet at the wrong time, and it attacked him first.

Dammit, fuck Vladimir. He's a shit.

BACK OFF BEEYOTCH HE'S MINE!!!!!

Makes me grateful for my liberal feminist Catholic parents.

Now that she's been on tv showing amazing integrity, employers should be breaking down her door.

McDonald's, surprisingly, has decent coffee.

Try Body Shop!