I love how you're surprised! :)

There have been a few in the news lately, and people have flipped out. I've gotten quite confused. Why is this news, and why are people in such disbelief?

LOL Opportunistic man-hating LOL.

I mean, didn't the fact that baby 19 almost died, almost killed you in the process, and baby 20 FELL THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR BODY, tell you that God is saying STOP!!!? I'm irrationally angry over this, yikes.

These lying fucks. This is NOT "leaving it up to God!" This is revolting. Just admit that you like the attention. Admit that you're baby crazy. Admit that you're addicted to pregnancy. Admit ANYTHING. But stop saying it's in God's hands, because THAT is a sinful, God-foresaken dammed lie. I hate liars.

What does that mean?

I went to 20 formal dances in high school.

I don't know, i had absolutely no problems after I had my teeth pulled. I never took a pain pill, either.

I've been a server for 16 years, and this is not something I've ever even thought of doing. I don't give two shits what the customers are doing. Is this really a thing? I don't see why any server would care enough to even notice!

All my life, my mother made me two birthday cakes: One with icing for everyone else, and one without icing just for me.

I say this with the utmost kindness and respect for her: I heard she was diagnosed from childhood as mentally disabled. I wonder if maybe this is an easy way to make a great living for someone who has no work skills? And if that's the case, I think it's wonderful, and I hope she lives a life of luxury and has…

If it's all you have, then it's all you have. A tip is a tip.

Huh? Does not compute.

Upper body strength, would be my guest. They are small, but very powerful folks.

I would do ANYTHING to get out of this place this weekend.

Fuckin' amateurs. I've pissed directly ON so many cop cars, I'm a local legend. They call me the Wicked Pissah.

Ha!

Special Ed, my most favorite type of Ed! He should do that!

She was 32 years old? Huh.

My dearest Kentucky: